Mittwoch, 13. Juni 2007
Radio Broadcast - News

News: After a competition they read the winners text. The competition was about explaining the Japs. [A show as it might have been while racist times agains the Japanese.]

- Hello there. Today I'll tell you who won the $500 reward from the "How-to-recognize-the-Japs"-Event.
The Winner is Misses Harford from Colorado. She wrote the best text. After you've heard it you will instantly know who's Japanese and who isn't.

And here is it: "Virtually all Japanese are short. Japanese are to be stockier and broader-hipped than short Chinese. Japanese are seldom fat; they often dry up and grow lean as they age. Although both have the typical epicanthic fold of the upper eyelid, Japanese eyes are usually set closer together. The Chinese expression is likely to be more placid, kindly, open; the Japanese more positive, dogmatic, arrogant. Japanese are hesitant, nervous in conversation, laugh loudly at the wrong time. Japanese walk stiffly erect, hard heeled. Chinese, more relaxed, have an easy gait, sometimes shuffle."

Yeah, that was it. A big thanks to all who took part of it. And now we'll go on with....